(For @latentexistence. Written by Richard Littlejohn.)
This week's 'Mind How You Go' is the story of Latentexistence, who was knocked off his motorcycle by a bin wagon and killed on Tuesday.
The Mad Mullahs of the Traffic Taliban are trying to claim this is because the bin wagon was turning a corner in a notorious blackspot for accidents involving motorcyclists.
Now they want to put up safety measures at a cost of £8.4 million, paid for by an EU 'elf and safety grant.
Local "diversity chiefs" are subcontracting the work to transvestite, asylum-seeking gypsies, because the Euro-nazis have decreed it would be against their "yuman rights" not to do so.
They'll be wanting to ban bin wagons next. You couldn't make it up.